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The result of the discussion was  '''[[April Fool|Delete]]'''.  Clear consensus in the debate below. [[User:Hiding|Hiding]] <small>[[User talk:Hiding|T]] </small> 09:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

====[[User:Jimbo Wales]]====
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Page is a frequent target of vandalism. Also, appears to have been replaced by the founder of Commons, [[User:Bastique]], so it's time to move forward in 2009 with Wikipedia 2.0. Finally, the page does not appear to be [[WP:BLP]] compliant, as no reliable sources exist for date of birth. Delete and salt. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Rootology|<b>rootology</b>]] : [[User_talk:Rootology|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 02:03, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Move''' to [[User:Almighty overlord of the Wiki and undisputed master of all knowledge]] and delete. –[[User:Drilnoth|Drilnoth]] ([[User talk:Drilnoth|T]] • [[Special:Contributions/Drilnoth|C]]) 02:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC) 
*'''Merge into Main Page''', PEDRO RULES!!!! ([[WP:AN/I#Request for deletion of Jimbo Wale's user page|this was originally my idea]]) <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:The Cool Kat|<b>The Pink Phink</b>]] : [[User_talk:The Cool Kat|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Text me!&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 11:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete and block indefinitely'''. He could easily block everyone but himself, so let's beat him to the punch. [[User:TenPoundHammer|<span style="color:green">Ten Pound Hammer</span>]] and his otters • <sup>([[Special:Contributions/TenPoundHammer|Broken clamshells]] • [[:User talk:TenPoundHammer|Otter chirps]] • [[:User:TenPoundHammer/Country|HELP]])</sup> 02:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Move''' to [[User:Co-Founder of Wikipedia]] (there's some definite history there to keep for transparency's sake), followed with an '''FfD''' for all images containing said Jimmy. [[User:Stepshep|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:#4c7d7e;">§hep</span>]][[User talk:Stepshep|<span style="font-family:Helvetica;color:#4c7d7e;"><sup>Talk</sup></span>]] 02:12, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
**Shouldn't that be [[User:Co-Founder of Wikipedia{{tl|disputed}}]]? <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:NuclearWarfare|<b>NuclearWarfare</b>]] : [[User_talk:NuclearWarfare|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Merge with [[User:Pedro]].''' <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:iMatthew|<b>iMatthew</b>]] : [[User_talk:iMatthew|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:'''Keep''' - [[wikt:brownnose|because he is awesome and everything he says is right]]. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:J.delanoy|<b>J.delanoy</b>]] : [[User_talk:J.delanoy|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::Blocked sockpuppet.  <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Bjweeks|<b>BJ</b>]] : [[User_talk:J.delanoy|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:44, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' as [[WP:SPAM|spam]] but merge any useful content to [[User:Pedro|God]]. -[[User:FisherQueen|FisherQueen]]<span style="font-size: smaller;"> ([[User talk:FisherQueen|talk]] · [[Special:Contributions/FisherQueen|contribs]])</span> 02:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:* I've corrected your broken mediawiki link. Had the wrong target. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Rootology|<b>rootology</b>]] : [[User_talk:Rootology|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 02:29, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
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*'''Ban and delete''' all userspace pages belonging to him. [[User:Blakegripling ph|Blake Gripling]] ([[User talk:Blakegripling ph|talk]]) 02:20, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Mark as historical''' - superseded by [[User:Pedro|Pedro]]. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:the_ed17|<b>the_ed17</b>]] : [[User_talk:the_ed17|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:26, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' the similarity of the username formatting of [[User:Rootology|Rootology]], [[User:iMatthew|iMatthew]], [[User:J.delanoy|J.delanoy]] and [[User:the_ed17|the_ed17]] clearly shows that a [[User_talk:Pedro#April_fools.21|cabal]] is trying to rig this MfD. --[[User:TheDJ|Th<span style="color: green">e</span>DJ]] ([[User talk:TheDJ|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/TheDJ|contribs]]) 02:32, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:*There is no cabal... :) <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Chamal_N|<b>Chamal</b>]] : [[User_talk:Chamal_N|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:**I corrected the link. You were right, it had an error. --[[User:TheDJ|Th<span style="color: green">e</span>DJ]] ([[User talk:TheDJ|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/TheDJ|contribs]]) 02:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete, wash, rinse, repeat''' as per all of the above. (Thanks for the decoder ring, the_ed17; cabal meetup has been switched to 7:30)-- <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Noroton|<b>Noroton</b>]] : [[User_talk:Noroton|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
**Make sure you set your watch right and [[Wikipedia_talk:Date_formatting_and_linking_poll#Early_start|remember that the brits are doing some crazy stuff]]. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:NuclearWarfare|<b>NuclearWarfare</b>]] : [[User_talk:NuclearWarfare|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:37, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
* OMG, I get it, it's April Fools. See [[WP:USERPAGE]] and [[Wikipedia:Do not disrupt Wikipedia to illustrate a point]]. I'm not saying this because it bothers me as a Wikipedian. I'm saying it because it's really uncreative and unfunny. [[User:Randomran|Randomran]] ([[User talk:Randomran|talk]]) 02:38, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
** And thanks to whoever took it off the watchlist. Everyone thinks they're a comedian. Stick to writing articles. [[User:Randomran|Randomran]] ([[User talk:Randomran|talk]]) 02:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*Oppose, needs [[more cowbell|moar cowbell]]. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Steve Crossin|<b>Steve Crossin</b>]] : [[User_talk:Steve Crossin|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 02:46, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Merge''' with [[Jumbo Whales]]. <small><span style="color: red; cursor: pointer;"><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-size:xx-large"><i><b>*[[User:OverlordQ|OverlordQ]]*</b></i><sup>*[[User talk:OverlordQ|TALK]]*</sup></span></span></span></small> 02:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Rewrite''' Too much [[WP:SOAP]]. Definitely [[WP:PROMOTION]] problems, and heavy [[WP:COI]] -- [[User:Seth Finkelstein|Seth Finkelstein]] ([[User talk:Seth Finkelstein|talk]]) 02:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''[[User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Shave the Wales|Shave]]''' the Wales. <span style="font-family:comic sans ms">[[User:Kwsn|<span style="color: #000080">'''Kwsn'''</span>]] <small>[[User talk:Kwsn|<span style="color: #000080 ">(Ni!)</span>]]</small></span> 02:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Keep''', but recommend that this is the first and only page to suffer from [[WP:FLR|flagged revisions]]. -- [[User:Scjessey|Scjessey]] ([[User talk:Scjessey|talk]]) 02:56, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''[[Wikipedia:Esperanza|Esperanza, guys!]]''' &mdash;[[User talk:harej|harej]] 03:01, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' userpages unless they are used for attack purposes or the user wants it deleted.  Neither seems to be the case here.  Sincerely, --[[User:A Nobody|A Nobody]]<sup>''[[User talk:A Nobody|My talk]]''</sup> 03:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[User:Willy on Wheels]]. '''[[User:Royalbroil|<span style="color:#000000">Royal</span>]][[User talk:Royalbroil|<span style="color:#FFCC00">broil</span>]]''' 03:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Block''' and add to [[:Category:Wikipedia sockpuppets of Davenbelle]]; it's another of my socks ;) Cheers, <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Jack Merridew|<b>Jack Merridew</b>]] : [[User talk:Jack Merridew|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> [[File:Puppeter template.svg|20px|link=User:Jack Merridew/History|this user is a sock puppet]] 03:22, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Strong Keep''' - Page filled with links to other pages, which in and of itself makes it [[WP:N|notable]], and having such a page is defining for the individual, and I think we should have a list of everyone who have had a beer with the user, not unlike having an [[Erdős number]].  - Looks like we all get a Jimbo Number of 1 : ) - [[File:Beer mug.gif|42px]] -  [[User:Jc37|jc37]] 03:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC) 
:*That's [[Numberwang]]! [[User:TenPoundHammer|<span style="color:green">Ten Pound Hammer</span>]] and his otters • <sup>([[Special:Contributions/TenPoundHammer|Broken clamshells]] • [[:User talk:TenPoundHammer|Otter chirps]] • [[:User:TenPoundHammer/Country|HELP]])</sup> 03:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::* It is not, and I defy you to come up with twelve [[WP:RS|irrelevant sources]] and 8 opinions based upon [[WP:OR|original research]] before you can even ''think'' to assert such a thing. Besides, [[ad hominem|how dare you consider yourself worthy to comment]]!. There must be something wrong with the MfD process. Next thing you know, they'll stop counting our votes and actually weigh arguments. It's undemocratic I say!. - [[User:Jc37|jc37]] 04:37, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' Clearly a vanity page... <span style="background-color: maroon; color: white">[[User:BQZip01|<span style="color:white">'''—&nbsp;''BQZip01''&nbsp;—'''</span>]]</span>&nbsp;<sup>[[User_talk:BQZip01|talk]]</sup> 03:37, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Speedy keep''' He clearly exists, nothing else matters. [[User:Kmweber|Not the Real Kurt Weber but I couldn't resist]] ('''<span style="background-color: white; color: blue">Go</span> <span style="background-color: blue; color: white">Colts!</span>''') 03:37, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' totally violates [[WP:BLP]]. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Legoktm|<b>Legoktm</b>]] : [[User_talk:Legoktm|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 03:40, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' to make way for the ascension of Pedro. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Icewedge|<b>Icewedge</b>]] : [[User_talk:Icewedge|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 03:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*<s>'''Invite [[Rogers Cadenhead]]''' to [[Jimbo Wales#Wikipedia biography|edit the article]].</s> --'''[[User:Natural RX|<span style="color:#000000">Natural</span>]] [[User talk:Natural RX|<span style="color:#ff0000">R</span><sub><span style="color:#000000">X</span></sub>]]''' 03:44, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
**'''SPEEDY KEEP''' as long as Jimbo STOPS LOOKING AT ME!!!! HOLY CRAP I'M SCARED --'''[[User:Natural RX|<span style="color:#000000">Natural</span>]] [[User talk:Natural RX|<span style="color:#ff0000">R</span><sub><span style="color:#000000">X</span></sub>]]''' 14:37, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*<s>'''Please close this disruptive nonsense already!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' - [[User:Wikidemon|Wikidemon]] ([[User talk:Wikidemon|talk]]) 03:48, 1 April 2009 (UTC)</s> Struck by <span style="background-color: maroon; color: white">[[User:BQZip01|<span style="color:white">'''—&nbsp;''BQZip01''&nbsp;—'''</span>]]</span>&nbsp;<sup>[[User_talk:BQZip01|talk]]</sup> in accordance with [[WP:IAR|The most important policy on Wikipedia]]<!--It's an April Fools Day tradition...lighten up :-)--> <span style="background-color: maroon; color: white">[[User:BQZip01|<span style="color:white">'''—&nbsp;''BQZip01''&nbsp;—'''</span>]]</span>&nbsp;<sup>[[User_talk:BQZip01|talk]]</sup> 05:01, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:*Spoilsport. [[User:TenPoundHammer|<span style="color:green">Ten Pound Hammer</span>]] and his otters • <sup>([[Special:Contributions/TenPoundHammer|Broken clamshells]] • [[:User talk:TenPoundHammer|Otter chirps]] • [[:User:TenPoundHammer/Country|HELP]])</sup> 03:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Question'''  Who the hell is "Jimbo Wales" and why is he mentioned so often at the Noticeboards?"  Stop feeding him.  There are plenty of articles here to fight over, have some tea and get some work done. [[User:Steveozone|Steveozone]] ([[User talk:Steveozone|talk]]) 03:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete and salt''' as clearcut BLP (Board of Long Play records) vio. Also block or pipe, old page unpatrol, upside down flag, and forever universe ban (so much more emphatic than just ordinary community ban, and so much longer than indef) user as a obvious sock of [[User:Manhattan Samurai]], or me, or someone else, anyone else, identity currently unknown, and may never be known, until April Fools is over, if then. Or not. And BTW, there is no cabal. Really. Honest, there isn't. Like I said, no cabal. Signed and authenticated by Lord High Commissioner, for the Cabal (<small>Psst, there is no cabal, really!</small>) [[User:Becksguy|Becksguy]] ([[User talk:Becksguy|talk]]) 03:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Endorse''' [[Special:Contributions/Jimbo Wales|IT'S UNDER 9000!!!]] <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Until It Sleeps|<b>Until It Sleeps</b>]] : [[User_talk:Until It Sleeps|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 04:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Merge''' with Larry Sanger > rename > Jimbo Sanger — <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Ched Davis|Ched]] : [[User_talk:Ched Davis|<span style="color:#FFFFFF;background:#0000fa;"> &nbsp;Yes? &nbsp;</span>]] : [[Special:Contributions/Ched Davis|©&nbsp;]]</span></small> 04:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''', user acts like he [[WP:OWN]]s the place. Also the corresponding [[Jimmy Wales|article]] is nonnotable. [[User:John J. Bulten/Friends|JJB]] 04:42, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''', '''Salt''', '''Block''', and '''Indef Ban'''.  BLP vio, sock.  Oh, and TINC. &ndash; <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:ABCD|<b>ABCD</b>]] : [[User talk:ABCD|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 04:44, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' and Indef block this user, and everyone participating on this page. [[User:BOZ|BOZ]] ([[User talk:BOZ|talk]]) 04:55, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:*<s>'''Delete''' Meh, it's been a good run. Would anyone else like to take over as founder? It's so lonely. --[[User:Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales]] ([[User talk:Jimbo Wales#top|talk]]) 05:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)</s>
::*Struck meaty sock vote. (See Jack Merridew's comments above.) - [[User:Jc37|jc37]] 05:16, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::*"Meaty sock"? Do I want to know what that is? ;) [[User:BOZ|BOZ]] ([[User talk:BOZ|talk]]) 05:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::* [[WP:MEAT]]y [[WP:SOCK]]. [[WP:VAGUEWAVE|What?]] You don't understand [[WP:ARGH|the simplest abbreviations]]? - [[User:Jc37|jc37]] 05:52, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::::*Can't you respect his [[WP:Vanish|Right to Vanish]]? [[User:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: blue; color: white;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Valley</span></span></b>]]2[[User talk:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: skyblue; color:white;">city</span></b><sup>‽</sup>]] 05:42, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Moot point, [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&oldid=281025968 I already exercised] his right to vanish. [[User:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: blue; color: white;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Valley</span></span></b>]]2[[User talk:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: skyblue; color:white;">city</span></b><sup>‽</sup>]] 05:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::: [[Tire|Re-tired]]? Were they [[steel-belted radial]]s? - [[User:Jc37|jc37]] 05:55, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

*'''Delete''' - Whoever heard of a grown man called Jimbo anyway? It's clearly something [[WP:MADEUP]]. [[User:Aleta|<b><span style="color:#990066">'''Aleta'''</span></b>]] [[User_Talk:Aleta|<span style="color:#0095B6"><sup><small>'''Sing'''</small></sup></span>]] 05:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Make wild love with page in the middle of the night'''. It's pretty romantic. <nowiki></nowiki> &mdash;  [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] | [[User talk:Rickyrab|Talk]] 05:46, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' page has been up for years and is totally unsourced! The personal information is a violation of [[WP:BLP]] and is likely to get us sued. He's even directing the press where to go?! Clearly a case of vanispam from a bloated ego. The blatant ad from some nonnotable "Wikiproject Ukraine" indicates he's a fringe POV pusher. '''[[User:Themfromspace|<span style="color:blue">Them</span>]][[User talk:Themfromspace|<span style="color:red">From</span>]][[Special:Contributions/themfromspace|<span style="color:black">Space</span>]]''' 05:54, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per Themfromspace. <span style="color:blue">Themnotfromspace (talk)</span> 05:59, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per Themfromspace. <span style="color:blue">NotThemfromspace (talk)</span> 06:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per Themfromspace. <span style="color:blue">NotThemnotfromspace (talk)</span> 06:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Comment'''. Hmm, there seems to be an existing article of [[Jimmy Wales|a similar title]]. Anyone think that [[User:Jimbo Wales]] is trying to impersonate this Jimmy Wales character? Perhaps we should send a report to [[WP:UAA]]? [[User:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: blue; color: white;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Valley</span></span></b>]]2[[User talk:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: skyblue; color:white;">city</span></b><sup>‽</sup>]] 06:01, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:*'''Comment''' Good point. Besides [[WP:IDONTLIKEIT|I don't like it]], and that's reason enough to delete and block, isn't it? [[User:Aleta|<b><span style="color:#990066">'''Aleta'''</span></b>]] [[User_Talk:Aleta|<span style="color:#0095B6"><sup><small>'''Sing'''</small></sup></span>]] 06:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

::*...and salt indefinitely, and order a checkuser and rangeblock every ip address that shares the top level numbers 103.xxx.xxx.xxx. [[User:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: blue; color: white;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Valley</span></span></b>]]2[[User talk:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: skyblue; color:white;">city</span></b><sup>‽</sup>]] 06:43, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''', banned user. &mdash;/[[User:Mendaliv|<b>M</b><small>endaliv</small>]]/<sup><small>[[User talk:Mendaliv|2¢]]</small></sup>/<sub><small>[[Special:Contributions/Mendaliv|Δ's]]</small></sub>/ 06:26, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Who?''' Sorry, never heard of him. '''[[User:Lugnuts|<span style="color:002bb8">Lugnuts</span>]]''' ([[User talk:Lugnuts|talk]]) 06:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[Wikipedia:Requests for process]]. [[User:Stifle|tleSif]] ([[User talk:Stifle/wizard|atlk]]) 08:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[Almighty and awesome god of wikidom]]. I implore the closing admin to invoke [[WP:IAR]] and only follow the judgment that matters—his own !vote. — <span style="font-family:Segoe Script">[[User:Sephiroth BCR|<span style="color:navy">'''sephiroth bcr'''</span>]]</span> <span style="font-family:Verdana"><sup>'''([[User talk:Sephiroth BCR|<span style="color:blue">converse</span>]])'''</sup></span> 08:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Keep''', per nom. --<small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Amalthea|<b>Amalthea</b>]] : [[User_talk:Amalthea|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 09:12, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Speedy delete''' Per [[WP:SNOW]]. Furthermore, despite not yet being granted administrator rights, I sentence you all to a 5 minute community ban, for "Pedrophilia" :P <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:CUTKD|<b>CUTKD</b>]] : [[User_talk:CUTKD|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 11:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[Wikipedia:Jimbo Wales on Wheels!]]. [[User:Stifle|flSiet]] ([[User talk:Stifle/wizard|aklt]]) 11:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' and '''Redirect''' [[User:Willy on Wheels|User:Jimbo Wales on Wheels!]] per [[WP:BLP]] and [[WP:CITE]].--[[User:Jimmy xu wrk|Jimmy xu wrk]] ([[User talk:Jimmy xu wrk|talk]]) 12:42, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''', non-notable founder --[[User:B|B]] ([[User talk:B|talk]]) 13:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Move entire discussion''' to [[User talk:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion|EfD talk]]. --[[User:A More Perfect Onion|A More Perfect Onion]] ([[User talk:A More Perfect Onion|talk]]) 17:20, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete, Chop and Salt''' He didn't love my nuts. : ( [[User:Pacific Coast Highway|Vince Offer]] <sup><span style="color:#009900"><b>{</b>[[User talk:Pacific Coast Highway|Sham]] • [[Special:Contributions/Pacific Coast Highway|Wow!]]<b>}</b></span></sup> 17:34, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Usurp''' and make it our own. [[User:Xavexgoem|Xavexgoem]] ([[User talk:Xavexgoem|talk]]) 18:24, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Merge''' per [[WP:BLP1E]] to [[Bomis]], clearly his only notable accomplishment. [[User:DHowell|DHowell]] ([[User talk:DHowell|talk]]) 19:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*<big><big>'''Delete not only the userpage, but also the entire Wikipedia 1 to make room for Wikipedia 2,''' per [[WP:IAR|Ignore All Rules]] policy. [[User:Bob the Wikipedian|Bob the Wikipedian]] <sup>([[User talk:Bob the Wikipedian|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Bob the Wikipedian|contribs]]) </sup> 19:45, 1 April 2009 (UTC)</big></big>
*'''Strong Delete''' and '''Strong Keep''', because Admins get multiple votes (and I mean votes, not !votes) [[User:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: blue; color: white;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Valley</span></span></b>]]2[[User talk:Valley2city|<b><span style="background: skyblue; color:white;">city</span></b><sup>‽</sup>]] 23:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Zomg delete''' Take the user to [[WP:EFD]] while we're at it.--<small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Res2216firestar|<b>Res2216firestar</b>]] : [[User_talk:Res2216firestar|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 23:48, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

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* '''Delete clear hoax''' I have looked into this matter and I can find no evidence this person exists - I looked under the bed and behind the sofa but could find no reliable sources. --[[User:Cameron Scott|Cameron Scott]] ([[User talk:Cameron Scott|talk]]) 08:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
* '''Redirect''' to [[:USA Network#USA Network slogans|USA: Characters Welcome]]. — [[User:Athaenara|Athaenara]] [[User talk:Athaenara| ✉ ]] 09:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:* And that face?  The one peeking over the page margin?  Redirect that as well.  — [[User:Athaenara|Athaenara]] [[User talk:Athaenara| ✉ ]] 09:43, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
::I'm pretty sure I'm having nightmares about that tonight. [[User:Pacific Coast Highway|Pacific Coast Highway]] <sup><span style="color:#009900"><b>{</b>[[User talk:Pacific Coast Highway|spring]] • [[Special:Contributions/Pacific Coast Highway|ahead]]<b>}</b></span></sup> 17:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to '''THE FACE'''!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH <small>[[User:Udonknome|<span style="color:green">'''Do U(knome)?'''</span>]]</small> <sup>[[Special:Random|<span style="color:red">yes...</span>]]</sup><sub>[[User talk:Udonknome|<span style="color:blue">or no</span>]]</sub> 10:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to Wikipedia. They're basically the same thing anyway. - [[User:MacGyverMagic|Mgm]]|[[User talk:MacGyverMagic|<sup>(talk)</sup>]] 10:16, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Merge and redirect''' to [[ham salad]].  [[User:Rob T Firefly|Rob T Firefly]] ([[User talk:Rob T Firefly|talk]]) 11:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' to [[Jumbo Sanger Larry Whales Face ARRRGH]]. <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:GlassCobra|<b>GlassCobra</b>]] : [[User_talk:GlassCobra|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]] </span></small> 12:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' per [[WP:NOT]] a collection of useful information; subject also less notable than [[Jimbo Jones]]. [[User:ObtuseAngle|ObtuseAngle]] ([[User talk:ObtuseAngle|talk]]) 13:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''<big><big><big>{{lang|he|מחיקה}}</big></big></big>''' -- {{lang|he|אבי}} 15:11, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*We can has [[WP:SILLY|Bad Jokes and Other '''Deleted''' Nonsense]] nao? <nowiki></nowiki> &mdash;  [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] | [[User talk:Rickyrab|Talk]] 15:19, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' [[User:Bastique]] is not the founder of Commons, that's [[User:Eloquence]].   [[User:Bastique]] is only the usurper.  [[User:192.168.15.42|192.168.15.42]] [[User talk:192.168.15.42|speak]] 15:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Delete, merge, redirect and split''' in one into three separate entities to reside at [[Ham Sandwich]] (for no valid reason), [[door closer]] (see [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7976275.stm here]) and [[:Category:Government agencies formed in 1966]] (as we all know the real story). Also let's please merge [[Wikia Search]] with [[Google]] as it is now a waste of space. --<span style="font-family:serif">[[User: Candlewicke|<span style="color:red">can</span>]][[User:Candlewicke/List of signatories|<span style="color:black">dle</span>]][[WP:ITN/C|&bull;]][[User talk:Candlewicke|<span style="color:green">wicke</span>]]</span> 19:21, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''History merge''' with [[God]], [[User:Pedro|God]], [[Zeus|God]], [[Buddha|God]], [[Brahman|God]], and [[Barack Obama]], move to [[User:Jimmy on Whales]], then to [[User:Exploding Wales]], redirect to [[User:Pedro]], delete, salt, roast with honey, and serve as an after-dinner snack with those little mints. *mmm, tasty! =D * <small><span style="border:1px solid #0000ff;padding:1px;">[[User:Dinoguy1000|<b>Dinoguy1000</b>]] : [[User talk:Dinoguy1000|<span style="color:#accC10;background:#0000fa;">&nbsp;Chat&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 19:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)~
**Just thinking about fixing that gave me the heebee-jeebees.  '''ENDORSe!1'''  —[[User:Bbatsell|<span style="color:#333;font-weight:bold">bbatsell</span>]] [[User_talk:Bbatsell|<span style="color:#C46100;font-size:0.75em;">¿?</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Bbatsell|<span style="color:#2C9191;">✍</span>]] 22:46, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Most Speedy Keep Possilble''' the guy above me is an obvoius sock puppet. <span style="color:blue">Dinosock9001 (talk)</span> 19:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' look at my sig!!!! look at me! look at me! -- [[User:OlEnglish|<math>\mathfrak{O}\mathfrak{l}\mathfrak{E}\mathfrak{n}\mathfrak{g}\mathfrak{l}\mathfrak{i}\mathfrak{s}\mathfrak{h}</math>]] <sup>([[User talk:OlEnglish|<math>Talk</math>]])</sup> 23:18, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
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